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Evil genie

Discussion in 'Share a Joke' started by Andrew, Oct 5, 2016.

  1. Andrew

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    A man rubs a lamp and Poof! A genie pops out. The genie says "Ha ha! I'm a dick genie! Whoooa! I'll grant you 3 wishes, but whatever you wish your ex-wife will be granted double!"

    The man quickly says, "I wish for a million dollars!" The genie replies, "Granted! Your ex-wife gets 2 million, ha ha!"

    The man curses and says "Alright, I wish for a mansion." The genie replies, "Granted! Your ex-wife loves her pair of mansions by the way, ha ha ha!"

    The man curses again, then quickly says "Genie, I wish for you to beat me half to death!"
     
    Andrew, Oct 5, 2016
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