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2000 Pontiac Sunfire

Discussion in 'SOLD' started by Ernie, Dec 13, 2017.

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  1. Ernie

    Ernie Administrator Staff Member

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    I'll offer this gem up for sale here first before I hype the crap out of it on other 'for sale' sites...

    She was conceived in 1999, born a few months later in the year of 2000. The top side (Sire) was black. The bottom side (Dam) was red. Therefore it's not unusual that the skin of the offspring turned out to be maroon in color. I believe the color has a lot to do with the gas mileage which is 30 MPG according to my records.

    There's 4 doors on this lady, 2 on each side, so entry is seldom an issue. I believe the 30 MPG can be attributed to the 4 doors as well.

    There's no power nor remote anything on this doll. If you want a window rolled down... It's muscle power. Want the doors locked... You push/pull on the knobby thingy on the door. I believe that contributes a lot to the 30 MPG she delivers.

    She wasn't virgin when I found her, but neither did I care. All I wanted out of her was a fill-in while I look around for a cuter, heavier set, younger model. She's done all that for me, and all the while delivering 30 MPG.

    Her last physical checkup was less than 12 months ago. Therfore she comes with valid safety papers. The proud new owners would need only to register her in their name, pay the PST penalty, and start using/abusing her. You'll get 30 MPG out of her.

    In total I've invested close to $2500 in this lady of the night. Breaks, rotors, radiator fan, tranny flush, rad flush, enemas, essential oils, struts, and lots of other gifts I can't think of at this time I did bestowed upon her. It's no wonder she delivered 30 MPG.

    If I was to be honest with the new owner of this very experienced dream girl, I would have to tell them that this lady is more tiger than kitten. She's old and she not ashamed to show it. Quite rough around the edges so to spreak, but not much for rust. She's clean, but used. She's very good for short trips, or strolling around town. I never took her on those long county walks over 100 kms because I had younger, sleeker, more willing fillys on standby for those longer rides. I was fine with that. But, she does put out 30 MPG.

    Her shoes are in good shape. Good nuff for about another year or two...

    I'm open to offers over $1000. She claims she's worth it being saftied and all, plus delivering 30 MPG.


    The following is not a recent picture of her.
    I'll ask her tomorrow if she wants to pose for a couple closeups...



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    Ernie, Dec 13, 2017
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    Lmao @Ernie any idea on what she gets for gas mileage?


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  3. Ernie

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    Oops sorry, I was gonna mention that. This pussy cat gets 30 MPG.
     
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    Well at first Ernie I thought I just found one of my next demo derby cars,but it sounds like there's a little to much invested into her to just go and have an afternoon of fun.
     
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    Ernie Administrator Staff Member

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    No no Dave! Don't worry about what I got invested. She'll be perfect for your plans!
     
    Ernie, Dec 13, 2017
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    Hey Ernie, how many litres per kilometer does she get?
     
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    Ernie Administrator Staff Member

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    This damsel gets 30 MPG. That equals to 9.5 liters per 100 kms. Which equals to 0.095 liter per km.
     
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    that's a damn good fair price for a safetied car!
     
    Jason7mm, Dec 14, 2017
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    Cheebers, Dec 14, 2017
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    Ernie Administrator Staff Member

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    Ernie, Dec 14, 2017
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    Did you get the hooker smell out of it?
     
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    I... Ummm... Wouldn't know how to identify that smell. :stop:
     
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    :tearsofjoy::tearsofjoy::tearsofjoy::tearsofjoy::tearsofjoy::tearsofjoy:
    Great write up
     
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    Can you include a hooker smell for a small fee? Asking for a friend @Little Spoon ;)
     
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    Andrew, Dec 15, 2017
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    Not sure... I'll see if @Patty Has any recomendations. Judging from his comments I'm guessing he's on "pro staff" for said services? :p
     
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    Hookers are in @Little Spoon moms basement, he won't let them go.........
     
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    Hey Ernie asking for a friend how many kilometers on that experienced girl
     
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    Ernie Administrator Staff Member

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    I'm gonna have to check on that. Not a lot...
     
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    Can usually tell by the presence of mud flaps, or lack of them.......
     
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